I mean it!
OK. That should be enough spidey-space.
On Saturday night, we didn't sleep as well as we could. DH in particular had a bad night's sleep.
On Sunday night, DH called me into the bedroom. He thought I should see something.
This something. (Scuse the blurry shot, taken with only one 15W fluorescent light.)
No worries, it is just a golden orb weaver spider. Inside. It must've come off DH's clothes which he left on the line overnight. I had wondered where the spider had gone - she is a lovely big beauty and had been making her web on the line for a few weeks (quite annoying when it comes to hanging out the washing as I don't want to bust the web. She had even remembered her dinner she had left hanging in it when I had to break it one day - I vibrated the web to warn her and she rushed down and cut her dinner (a nice big fly) out of the web and raced back to her hidey hole. No kidding!). I had hoped she hadn't been eaten by a bat or a bird.
Look where she was making her web.
That is MY PILLOW underneath her (she's the little grey blob).
Well I was not going to bed with her making her web over us AGAIN (I think she might've been a bit frustrated by us moving when she tried to attach her web to us... EEK!). So I had to get her on a broom (the beast went and hid in the venetians! Above my pillow!) and get her outside. I threw the whole broom on the washing line (it was dark and she was running around like crazy).
Yesterday her web had reappeared on a different part of the line.
Good luck, little sister. May you have many babies!