A real stinker - haipu

G'day all!

I am still alive. Still kicking. Breast clinic went well. More on that later.

But I need to share this with you. DH developed it from something I said the other day.

indelicate smells
waft across me, nose crinkles
my husband has farted

Is there any woman who prefers blokes who has not had this problem?

anon!

Comments

  1. 2paw12:42 am

    Well at least he made an amusing poem for you!!!! Glad something is going a bit well for you medically-wise.

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  2. Leonie4:31 am

    Now he needs to get you some roses or other flower of your choice so you can load up on a nice smell!!!

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